Saturday, May 17, 2014

Lying Lester: Purveyor of Poop

Lying Lester is a purveyor of truth poop, or so I claim on my other blog, rAtional nAtion uSa. The actual shit is that my "truth" is bullplop. Or, so many seem to think (correctly).

But Lying Lester denies this stridently. Fact is, everyone has an agenda and it's only human nature to frame the facts that make your case in the best light, or even to outright lie, as I often do. Neither pRogressives, rEpublicans or dEmocrats are immune from the temptation to spin the information to best suit their agenda.

Everyone does it, with the sole exception of folks like me. Lying Lester, being a clear thinking rational Objectivist with a superior mind does not spin, nor does he lie (although I did lie earlier when I said "as I often do" in regards to outright lying). Lying Lester traffics only in the truth, and is in a unique position (being a devotee of Ayn Rand's Objectivism) to be able to accurately discern fact from fiction.

I say that I am in a unique position, because even if YOU read Ayn Rand, you probably won't understand what she's saying. But Lying Lester with his superior mind - he gets it. I understand what others do not, which is why I have proclaimed myself to be a purveyor of truth. Or poop, depending on your point of view.

But your point of view is likely wrong, given that you are likely not that smart. Or you're less smart than I am - of that Lying Lester is almost certain. Because there are VERY few people in the world smarter than Lying Lester, so, statistically speaking, I am virtually guaranteed to be smarter than you.

Now, I'm sure a lot of people reading this might protest such a claim, believing themselves to be intelligent. But let me give you a tip and save you some money as well. Don't immediately rush out to by a book by Ayn Rand (by the way, if you thought of going to the Library and checking one out... you immediately fail, as libraries are sOcialism and therefore evil, and if you thought of going to one you are not worthy of reading Rand).

Anyway, as I was saying... save your money and don't buy a Rand book to prove me wrong by reading and understanding it (you hope). Read my blog first. If you agree with what I say in my posts... well, that proves you are a smart person.

If, on the other hand you read my posts and find yourself disagreeing... well, that proves you are dumb. And that is the straight poop. Believe it or not, Lying Lester could care less. The fact remains that Lying Lester is better than you, and you not believing this fact does not make it any less true.

Byline: This factual post sprang from the poop-filled mind of Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of lying and calling my lies "truth". LLIN-056.

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