Monday, May 26, 2014

Lying Lester Misses His Good Buddy Rusticus

Rusticus Shackelford, known affectionately by me as "Schmuckelford", due to the fact that he is a schmuck, used to be a regular visitor to this blog. Rusticus and I have argued in the past, usually due to anger on my part after my buddy writes something incredibly stupid or insulting.

But I have come to realize that is just the way Rusticus is. It's just his nature to be an as$hole. Lying Lester accepts this, as many (if not most) people who know Lying Lester (both online and off) think the same of him.

In that respect Rusticus and I are kindred spirits. There are people who loath Rusticus just as there are people who loath good ol' Lying Lester. Although in Lying Lester's case the hatred is due entirely to jealously, while in Rusticus' case the hatred is due to him being a total jagoff.

But Rusticus did voice support for this blog, and for that Lying Lester is appreciative... and therefore willing to overlook what a jagoff he is. I mean, if Rusticus was someone Lying Lester encountered in real life, he'd probably end up beating the shit out of him (that is, if Rusticus didn't pee his pants before running away).

However, Lying Lester does not have to deal with Rusticus in real life (and for that he is appreciative as well). That being the case, Lying Lester extends an olive branch in fRiendship to Mr. Schmuckelford.

Even though I realize Rusticus may very well slap that olive branch out of my hand and tell Lying Lester to go f*ck himself... metaphorically speaking, he might do those things, that is. In a real life encounter he would be far too scared.

For the record, whatever Rusticus decides is fine by Lying Lester. It isn't as if he's going to have hurt feelings if Rusticus rejects his offer of fRiendship. It is his loss if he does. Lying Lester already has a number of fRiends of all political persuasions. As readers of this blog may know, Lying Lester is fRiends with the lIberal Octopus as well as the Conservative dmarks.

Although both of those individuals only visit and comment on Lying Lester's other blog, rAtional nAtion uSA (even though they are aware this blog exists). I guess a person only has so much time in their day to read and comment on blogs.

But Rusticus only occasionally comments on RNUSA, and only a few times here... and the last few he made fun of this blog's lack of comments. Surely I would be justified in telling Rusticus to go to hell. But Lying Lester is the Bigger Man (if Rusticus can be considered a man at all), so I will take the high road to refuse to insult Mr. Schmuckelford.

In fact, Lying Lester's magnanimity is so great that he will invite Rusticus to comment on his blog AND be his fRiend. The ball is in your court, Schmuckelford.

Byline: This introsepctive commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of calling out schmucks. LLIN-070.

21 comments:

  1. The amazing octopussy is a drag queen who sucks dicks for quarters

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  2. And if your lucky, he'll go down for only a dime.

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  3. And on a slow day he'll do it for nickel

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  4. My goodness! Lucky Chamas REALLY wants to perform a gay sex act on Octopus! He disguises that fact by claiming the opposite is true, but smart people like Lying Lester can discern the truth. Lucky is probably one of those gay conservatives in deep denial regarding their true nature.

    Sorry, Lucky, but I know for a fact that Octo (just like Lying Lester) does not swing that way. Perhaps you should find yourself a gay male prostitute so you can get this deep desire to be blown by a dude finally addressed? I seriously doubt you'll be able to find anyone to do it for a nickel, however.

    And anyone willing to do it for that cheap might infect you with STDs. I advise paying a little more (as you generally get what you pay for)... and wearing a condom. Good luck.

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  5. I heard that the Amazing one would go down on anyone but not a B lack Guy, because he's afraid his lips will turn purple

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  6. Wear a condom? Not me, I love to feel the Amazing ones big fat lips on my cock.

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    1. This "amazing one" you speak of is someone else and not the blogger Octopus. Not worth catching an STD, IMO. But given the way "Lucky" talks... I'm guessing he already has several.

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  7. Lucky heard wrong, as Octo has never gone down on any man (given the fact that he is not gay). Also, Lucky reveals his own racism with his comment. Sounds to me like what he's saying is that *he* (Lucky Chamas) won't go down on a Black man for the racist reason he cites.

    So, how many men have you gone down on, Lucky? Not that I'm interested in Lucky going down on me (as much as he might want to)... given that I am also not gay. I ask only out of curiosity. Is it in the hundreds? Is it in the thousands?

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  8. OK... thanks for sharing. Although I admit I thought you were talking about the blogger Octopus. Now I realize you're talking about someone else. Likely your gay lover. No need to worry about STDs then. I apologize for the mistake. Also, I am not sure why you felt compelled to share this information with me, as I surely do not give a shit.

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  9. I also love RN's blow Jobs. It's like getting Blown from Hitler

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    1. FYI, "RN" (or rAtional nAtion) is my other ID... although on this blog I use the ID "Lying Lester". If you are speaking about me you are gravely mistaken, as Lying Lester EXCLUSIVELY has sex with women. I have NEVER given anyone a blowjob, let alone "Lucky Chamas", an individual I have never heard of until today.

      Also, my patience has run out and I must now inform Lucky that he needs to f*ck off. That last comment of yours (in which you lie about blowjobs from RN) is your last. Further comments of this nature will NOT be published. Good day, sir!

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  10. OK then I'm going back to Shaw's of where km more welcome , well-cum

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  11. No lies, RN is a good piece of ass.

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  12. Why do you write the word Fuck as F*ck? Everyone knows that you mean Fuck! It's like saying the dreaded "N" word....

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  13. You should be glad that I'm here, before that your blog was as dead as RN's twat.

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  14. There you go again. Discussion ended.

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  16. Poor boy Devie, hit a nerve did I ? Now run along home and let mommy snuggle you and reassure you how great you are.

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  17. Looks like Rusticus will not be responding. Can't say I expected him to. That said, I am OVER my "missing" this dipshit. You had your chance Schmuckelford... and you BLEW it!

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Piss off.

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