I, Willis Hart, Am Totally Full Of Sh!t (I Say This As A Compliment To Myself, btw)

Regarding Donald Trump and the homos? Well, he does want to keep people out of the country who overwhelmingly think that gay folks should be put to death. Gotta give him credit for that at least.

According to the Ragheads "Homosexuality is one of the most disgusting sins and greatest crimes... It is a vile perversion that goes against sound nature, and is one of the most corrupting and hideous sins... The punishment for homosexuality is death. Both the active and passive participants are to be killed whether or not they have previously had sexual intercourse in the context of a legal marriage... Some of the companions of the Prophet stated that [the perpetrator] is to be burned with fire. It has also been said that he should be stoned, or thrown from a high place".

Above quotes from the Saudi Ministry of Education Textbooks for Islamic Studies: 2007-2008 Academic Year Center for Religious Freedom of Hudson Institute.

And, as we know, THIS is the guy who speaks for all the mussies. BTW, that Mike Pence is strongly anti-gay? Who the fuck cares? It isn't if the Republican platform this year isn't the most anti-gay platform in the party's history. Oh, wait, it is?

And Pence also voted for the Iraq war and is in favor of the TPP. Conclusion? That Donald picked this guy (who opposes much of what Donald is running on), is definitive proof that Donald Trump is bullshitting us. Which I like. I mean, if I didn't I wouldn't continually give him props when the guy is clearly totally full of shit, right?

Which, btw, is also a good thing. I say this as a blogger who is totally full of shit most of the time myself. And what's wrong with being full of shit?

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-299.

Lying Lester Can't Make This Poop Up

If a man wants to have sex with another man, or if a woman wants to have sex with another woman - what business is it of Lying Lester's? It isn't his business at all. Although, depending on how attractive the women are, Lying Lester might like to watch.

That's why it really chafes my hide when our political so-called representatives speak against people doing what they want with their lives. Take, for example, recent comments by Texas Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX)...

So it is amazing that in the name of liberality, in the name of being tolerant, this fascist intolerance has arisen. People that stand up and say, you know, I agree with the majority of Americans, I agree with Moses and Jesus that marriage was a man and a woman, now all of a sudden, people like me are considered haters, hate mongers, evil, which really is exactly what we've seen throughout our history as going back to the days of the Nazi takeover in Europe. What did they do? First, they would call people "haters" and "evil" and build up disdain for those people who held those opinions or religious views or religious heritage. And then the next came, well, those people are so evil and hateful, let's bring every book that they've written or has to do with them and let's start burning the books, because we can't tolerate their intolerance. (Link).

What this proves, in the mind of Lying Lester is that there really are looney tunes populating the the the the the rEpublican party. Perhaps not as many looney tunes as in the dEmocratic Party, but really dudes and dudettes - with beliefs like this the rEpublicans are trying to take America back to 1950. At least dEmocrats support the LIBERTY of gays to live their lives as they see fit.

Also, we SHOULD have disdain for people like Louie. You being gay (if you are) costs Lying Lester nothing. Which brings me to my point, and the reason why this REALLY chafes my hide... what about disdain for the parasites?

THEY are the people we should be focusing our hatred on. And, while Louie surely AGREES with Lying Lester here, he distracts from what should be our main focus with his religious arguments that his hate is OK because it "says so in the Bible".

As an atheist, Lying Lester strongly believes religion and government should not mix. So let's only hate on those who deserve it... which would be the parasites who want to tax Lying Lester more so they don't have to work!

All we can hope for, I guess, is a bolt of lightning to strike these rEpublicans (from above guided by the divine hand of their gOd)))))))))) and transform them into reasoned beings. Although then they would be Libertarians.

Byline: This craptastic commentary was shat out by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of poop. LLIN-047.