Lying Lester Is A Ladies' Man. Make NO Mistake About It

Lying Lester recently read on another blog - with some amusement - scurrilous speculation that he might be gay. Why? Presumably because these people read my latest commentary on Gary Johnson.

A commentary in which I express my admiration for the 2012 Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson (and hopefully the 2016 one as well). Lying Lester wonders if these people are such homophobes that they immediately jump to the conclusion that a Man who admires another Man for his sane economic ideas is "gay".

It is utterly ridiculous, of course. No matter that I also expressed some admiration for Gary's physique. He is an older man in exceptional condition, after all. One would have to be blind not to notice how buff and handsome Mr. Johnson is. Whether the person noticing is a woman OR a man.

But these homophobes can't help but bash Lying Lester for his perceived "gayness", even when the exact opposite is true. Which is that Lying Lester is a Man's man and is only attracted to women. And has bedded literally hundreds of females.

Hundreds of women and zero men. Except for the one time. But that does not count because Lying Lester did not enjoy it. Much. But he tried it. Why? Didn't your mother always tell you that you can't know if you dislike something unless you try it? Lying Lester's mother did the same thing. Told him he should try something before he decided whether or not he liked it, that is. And Lying Lester respects his mother and does as she asks.

So Lying Lester, NOT being a homophobe did (try it). But just the one time. And he ultimately concluded that sex with women is much more enjoyable. For him, at least. Although Lying Lester might be willing to try sex with a man a second time *if* it were Gary Johnson who was the one doing the propositioning.

I say *might* because I know there is no possibility of this happening. At all. Which is OK with me. Especially given that I'm 100 percent straight. So I sometimes fantasize about making (another) exception for the dreamy Gary Johnson? So what? I am sure there are hundreds if not thousands of other straight guys who would make the same exception.

Other Libertarians like myself, for example. Libertarians who are attracted to Gary's sane fiscal policies of not over-taxing the wealthy, as well as his sane policies of not giving a shit about what goes on in other countries.

I mean poverty. Hell, I don't give a shit about that happening in our own country. But if they're saying mOhamed is cool in a majority-Muslim country? Then I say bomb them. But other than that we should stay out of their business.

But that is off the topic of accusations of Lying Lester being "gay", which he is not. I mean, if a Man has had sex with close to a thousand women and only one man - and that was in the past and he's (probably) never going to do it again (unless Gary Johnson offered) - then I say such an individual is definitely not gay.

But, hell, if homophobes want to spin my admiration for this outstanding Man into me being "gay"? Well, all Lying Lester has to say about that is that he simply does not give a shit what others might think.

He knows - given the number of women who have JUMPED at the chance to have sex with him, and how satisfied Lying Lester has left them - that he is not at all gay. Just a HUGE admirer of Gary Johnson. And all that shows is what good taste he has.

Byline: This excellent and 100-percent-not-gay commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of Untruth... and an EXTREMELY Manly ladies' Man. LLIN-113.

Lester Nation's Last Post On LLIN As "Lying Lester"

It is with some sadness in my heart that I announce that this will be my last post on Lying Lester's Irrational Nation. The reason? I have found someone to take over this blog... another superior individual such as myself who is fanatical in his support and admiration of Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson.

Who is this person, you might ask? Well, look to the new header, sidebar pic, and profile image. These are photos (edited by me) of my good friend Lyle Lester. Some coincidence, huh? His last name is the same as my first name!

This is a friend I lost touch with long ago. Fact is, I hadn't heard from my good buddy Lyle in almost 20 years. Long story short, we recently reconnected when I ran into him at the yearly Ayn Rand convention.

We got to talking, and well, the idea of taking over this blog really appealed to Ol' Lyle. So I, Lester Nation, went to work modifying the banner and other images to get things ready for my friend.

That is why this is my last post. As soon as it is finished (and I click on "publish") I plan on turning over everything to my good buddy Lyle... an individual who I know I can trust. This means that he'll be posting using the "Lying Lester" Blogger ID I created. He said he liked the ID so he would keep it as is (with the exception of changing the image).

So, even though "Lying Lester" will continue to blog and comment here... it won't be me, it will be my friend Lyle using the "Lying Lester" ID. (My friend is new to Blogger and did not already have an account/ID).

By the way, do you think my friend looks a little like 2008 Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson? I've heard some people say he does (look like Gary Johnson). Myself, I don't see much more than a passing resemblance.

Anyway, I'd like to take the opportunity to say goodbye to all my loyal readers... as well as encourage them to stick around. Lyle is an as good, if not better writer than myself... and trust me, that is HIGH praise!

Also, I may stop in and comment from time to time, although it will be under my rAtional nAtion uSA Blogger ID, given the fact that it is the only blogger ID I have left (excluding the sock puppets I am not acknowledging).

You can, of course, still find me blogging over on rAtional nAtion uSA, where I've decided to go back to telling jokes and being dishonest full time. Enough of the truth-telling (here, on this blog).

In all honesty I found it refreshing (telling the truth), but it (sadly) rankled the feathers of some of my other friends (the blogger Octopus, specifically). So, now that I'm quitting LLIN, perhaps that will make Octopus happy?

There was another guy who also did not like my truth-telling on this blog, so he should also be pleased that I will not be doing so any longer. But, not to worry, LLIN will go on without me, and possibly be even better than before!

Yeah, I know that's unlikely given that Lester Nation is a pretty spectacular individual... smarter, stronger, more nimble, and more manly than the average person... but I've been over that before. (It's nothing new, in other words. Everyone already knows it is the truth).

Thing is, if anyone comes close it is my buddy Lyle. And that is absolutely not an insult (to say he comes CLOSE). In fact it is the HIGHEST of praises to say that anyone comes close to measuring up to Lester Nation!

In any case, I think it is time to wrap this up. My parting thoughts are... stick around - you won't regret it. Also, visit my humor blog, RNUSA, if you are desirous of a belly-splitting laugh.

And that is all for me. Never again will I post another commentary or comment using the "Lying Lester" ID. It is back to being Lester Nation, although that SURELY is more than enough... toodles.

Byline: This sad goodbye was written by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-091.

Lying Lester's Mother Told Him: You've Got to Shop Around

When Lying Lester was just a lad of 17 (in 1971), his mother told him he had to shop around. Just like in the 1960 song performed by the Negro singing group The Miracles - Lying Lester's mother gave her grown son advice about how to find a woman worthy of being a girlfriend or wife.

Seems that mom recognized that her prized precocious child was now a Man, and an extremely masculine Man at that. Dear old mom cautioned young Lester against accepting just any woman as a girlfriend or wife. No, an ordinary female would not do. She needed to be a 10 in the looks department with at least a B cup.

And, not only only did she need to have supermodel looks, but she needed a brain to match. Now, mom strongly cautioned Lester from hooking up with a woman who was smarter than him (as unlikely a possibility that may have been), but neither would her son be satisfied with a dolt, as Lying Lester has little patience for idiots - or even those with an average intelligence.

Of course it goes without saying that the future Mrs. Nation would also need to be good in bed and willing to do ANYTHING to please her mate. And, while, given the impressiveness of Lester's manhood, ANY woman would want to get with him... still, not just any woman would do. Lester's mother, being his mother, had seen his equipment and knew just how impressive it was. Even though the last time she had seen it was when he was a small child (you perverts).

So Lying Lester did not have any problem bedding hot women who were 10s in terms of appearance (nor does he today). But intellectually they were always lacking, and, after Lester had his way with them, he kicked them to the curb.

Eventually Lying Lester came to the realization that he should never marry, given his level of success and super manliness, he never could trust that a woman was not just interested in him for his body or his money.

That was, until I met HER. Lying Lester married her, had a son with her (that he named after himself, of course) and then divorced. Lying Lester really did try to make it work, but I should have realized that such an endeavor was doomed to fail.

And, wisely, Lying Lester did have his wife-to-be (at the time) sign a prenup, so Lying Lester wasn't on the hook for alimony or any splitting of assets (which were kept separate). Although I did willingly contribute something to the raising of my son. A thing I did happily.

Why? Because it was always a dream of mine to have a son to carry on the family name. Fortunately the junior Lester turned out to be a winner just like his dad. If not I'd have had to kick him to the curb, disown him, and try again.

Now that Lying Lester is a (divorced) free man, he can have sexual relations with as many women as he pleases. In a prior post I said I might go to the rEpublican national convention and hire some hookers, but that was a joke.

Usually, when I see a beautiful woman that I'd like to sex up, I simply point at her and say "you". Then we go back to her place and bone. And I leave as soon as we're finished... without telling her my name or where I live, I might add. And the woman (usually) never complains; realizing that one night with me is far more than she deserves.

Yes, there have been women who have begged for Lying Lester to lay them down and make sweet, amazing love to them for a second time, but Lying Lester usually refuses. Those are the ones he leaves crying (not that I feel the least bit guilty, mind you).

And this is the same advice that I've given my son, the fourth Lester in a line of super-intelligent manly Men. Shop around. Spread your seed, but use protection. And, when it comes time to propagate the family line, marry the woman (Nations do NOT father bastards). But be sure to get her to sign a prenup.

BTW, Lying Lester's mom never told him there was some things that he did not understand. Mom knew her son understood it all. Also, when I said that I refuse a woman who requests another boning, I meant on another day. In one session Lying Lester has boned the same woman dozens of times. Or the same womEn, depending on how many partners I've agreed to satisfy at once.

Byline: This Manly commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of Manliness. LLIN-069.

Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason

Lester Nation is a nobleman (noble Man), noble not by birth, but by his superior intellect. I have therefore decided that instead of "Mister", which is the usual prefix a Man attaches to the beginning of his name, I will henceforth use the title "Lord".

Also, given that I am a fan of the period of Enlightenment that was enjoyed here in the United States under the Founders, I have decided I shall append "Man of Reason" to the end of my name. I shall therefore be formally known as "Lord Lester Nation: Man of Reason", but you can still call me Lying Lester, informally.

This new title is, I believe, more befitting a Man of superior intellect, skill, strength, and sexual prowess such as myself. Make fun if you will, but Lying Lester shall take such taunts in stride, knowing they almost certainly come from a place of jealously.

Lying Lester knows this because he has had to deal with the unbridled jealousy his Manliness causes in those of a lesser stock his whole life. Yes, Lying Lester is fully aware that he possesses that set of qualities or characteristics generally considered typical of, or appropriate to, a Man, as described in Dr. Ronald F. Levant's Masculinity Reconstructed as "avoidance of femininity; restricted emotions; sex disconnected from intimacy; pursuit of achievement and status; self-reliance; strength; and aggression".

Lying Lester absolutely possesses all these qualities in spades, which is why a title of nobility is well deserved. Although it is a status-thing only, as the Constitution forbids the granting of actual titles of nobility. Perhaps this is something that the Founders messed up on?

Lying Lester is inclined to think they may have, as he is surely deserving of such a title - which is why Lying Lester is thinking he should require those beneath him to henceforth refer to him as "my Lordship"... at least in non-casual situations.

Byline: This noble commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of Libertarian "reason". LLIN-068.