Lying Lester Can't Make This Poop Up

If a man wants to have sex with another man, or if a woman wants to have sex with another woman - what business is it of Lying Lester's? It isn't his business at all. Although, depending on how attractive the women are, Lying Lester might like to watch.

That's why it really chafes my hide when our political so-called representatives speak against people doing what they want with their lives. Take, for example, recent comments by Texas Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX)...

So it is amazing that in the name of liberality, in the name of being tolerant, this fascist intolerance has arisen. People that stand up and say, you know, I agree with the majority of Americans, I agree with Moses and Jesus that marriage was a man and a woman, now all of a sudden, people like me are considered haters, hate mongers, evil, which really is exactly what we've seen throughout our history as going back to the days of the Nazi takeover in Europe. What did they do? First, they would call people "haters" and "evil" and build up disdain for those people who held those opinions or religious views or religious heritage. And then the next came, well, those people are so evil and hateful, let's bring every book that they've written or has to do with them and let's start burning the books, because we can't tolerate their intolerance. (Link).

What this proves, in the mind of Lying Lester is that there really are looney tunes populating the the the the the rEpublican party. Perhaps not as many looney tunes as in the dEmocratic Party, but really dudes and dudettes - with beliefs like this the rEpublicans are trying to take America back to 1950. At least dEmocrats support the LIBERTY of gays to live their lives as they see fit.

Also, we SHOULD have disdain for people like Louie. You being gay (if you are) costs Lying Lester nothing. Which brings me to my point, and the reason why this REALLY chafes my hide... what about disdain for the parasites?

THEY are the people we should be focusing our hatred on. And, while Louie surely AGREES with Lying Lester here, he distracts from what should be our main focus with his religious arguments that his hate is OK because it "says so in the Bible".

As an atheist, Lying Lester strongly believes religion and government should not mix. So let's only hate on those who deserve it... which would be the parasites who want to tax Lying Lester more so they don't have to work!

All we can hope for, I guess, is a bolt of lightning to strike these rEpublicans (from above guided by the divine hand of their gOd)))))))))) and transform them into reasoned beings. Although then they would be Libertarians.

Byline: This craptastic commentary was shat out by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of poop. LLIN-047.