On The Fact That Every Time I Date A Chick She Cries "Rape" When I Attempt To Force Myself On Her

Yeah, I think holing up in a brothel for two or three days with a case of whiskey and an infinite supply of stogies and chocolate bars would be FAR preferable. Preferable to dealing with bitches that refuse to put out. This after I treat them to a moderately expensive meal! Frankly I'm getting sick of it.

That, plus all the women who know me steer clear now that it's gotten out that I went on trial for "rape". Even though the case was dropped and I was set free. Apparently I'm a pariah now. At least among the radical Marxist feminists.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-296.

Willis Hart Got Away With It

After being convicted of rape and sentenced to many years in prison, I am extremely pleased to announce that my retrial resulted in a hung jury, after which the prosecutor decided to drop the case! Yes, I spent some time in jail (where some Blacks roughed me up) and was facing some serious prison time. But that is all now behind me and I am a free man.

This reversal came about after I fired my lawyer and hired a chick to replace him. Sure, a chick lawyer isn't as good as a man lawyer, but a male rapist being represented by a chick gets some people thinking... if he's got a woman defending him, the woman must be convinced he didn't do it.

That's the strategy as presented by the chick lawyer who represented me suggested (to get me to hire her). Luckily it worked. That, and she attempted to get as many men on the jury as possible. A third crucial strategy (in getting me off the hook) was character assassination. My accuser came off as an absolute bimbo who committed both perjury (multiple times) and conspiracy to defraud.

Not that any of accusations as presented by my lawyer were true. But they did the trick. Although the double trial did cost me a pretty penny. I had to dip into my retirement savings in order to not end up in prison where I might have very likely been raped by a Black dude. How royally fucked up is THAT?

Perhaps one day I'll write a book. One possible title I'm kicking around being "How To Get Away With Rape". This would be a "what if" type of novel similar to the OJ Simpson "confession" If I Did It. Likewise I'd only be putting forth "hypothetical" accounts of the many rapes I've committed.

In any case, I fortunately have some cash left. I think I need a vacation after being put through the ringer with this trial, retrial and time spent behind bars. I might move or take an extended Oklahoman vacation. I heard that it was ruled that sodomy with an unconscious woman is NOT rape by one of their courts.

Like I've been saying all along... if two people are drunk and have sex... how the hell is that "rape"? And, if I find some woman, liquor her up, and then put my dick in her mouth after she passes out... why isn't SHE charged with rape?

Anyway, sounds like fun. I'm really looking forward to it.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-265.

Violent Black Animals Kill Cops Whose Lives Don't Matter (According To These BLM Assholes)

It is a fact that in prison the king of the yard is frequently a cop killer. This I know from first hand experience, having recently been sentenced to prison for "raping" some chick (who wanted it).

Anyway, why should the prison yard be any different than the street when it comes to these thugs? Murdering providing the ultimate in street-cred and, yes, when it's a cop that you're offing, watch out!!? Seriously?

BTW, I haven't reported for my sentence yet. The cop killer being the king of the yard is a fact I gleaned after interviewing some other guys who went to prison after being convicted of "rape" (AKA consensual sex after which the bitch changed her mind).

Don't worry, though, as I plan on keeping up both of my blogs. By smuggling out posts which my hired man Arnie Hanson will publish. Hopefully I won't be away for too long and my lawyer (who has already filed an appeal) will be able to get me out of this jam.

BTW, if one of these Black animals gets up in my grill? I might have to beat the shit out of him.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-246.

On My Ideas

Mine are right while yours are wrong. But neither has rights. No yours, not mine, not anyone's. Whatever the fuck that means. I was drunk when I wrote that and forget what the fuck I was talking about (although I frequently get drunk when I'm getting ready for "consensual" sex, this time I was alone).

Anyway, maybe I meant that an idea isn't a person? Regressives often blabber on and on about how corporations aren't people. Yeah, well neither are ideas! Although this idea might be one in a long series of them that point to it being a fact that you'd be hard-pressed to come up with more than three things that this fellow (me) has written during the entire run as a blogger that hasn't either been silly, banal, infuriating, or inane beyond comprehension.

Byline: This inane commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of inanity. LLIN-228.

On the Assertion That Asserters Should Be Believed Absolutely

It's ludicrous and it's patronizing. Unless of course unless the one doing the asserting is Willis V. Hart. Then of course he should be believed without question! BTW, what I'm asserting today is that women lie and they probably do it way more often than men do.

Surely when it comes to the lie about getting raped, which is a lie women tell far to frequently. Instead of being "raped", most often these lying bitches simply got drunk and regretted having sex that they consented to! And do we really and truly want to put men away for 20 years just 'cause the woman had some second thoughts the next day? Come on!

BTW, if this blog suddenly looks like it's been abandoned (no posts for a long period of time), it's likely because I've been sent up the river for 20 years! All because I liquored up a slut who obviously wanted it, then she said I "raped" her the next morning. Now I'm going to have to spend a lot of money hiring a lawyer to defend me against these bogus charges?

I'm going to have to sit there in court while this lying biotch tells a tall tale regarding how I hired her to babysit my kids, then, when she showed up she found I didn't have any? Outrageous!

Byline: This truthful commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-224.

On That Woman I Got Drunk & Raped Now Threatening To Press Charges

Bullshit! I say that we were 2 consenting adults because we were BOTH drunk. Apparently in situations like mine only the fellow is considered a rapist? How is THAT not sexist; a) to the man in terms of unfairness and b) to the woman for treating her like an infant, or at the bare minimum a double-standard? It sure as hell seems like those things to me.

Yeah, and that this bitch is now threatening to ruin my life seriously pisses me off. Fucking slut wanted it.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-212.