Willis Hart's LLIN: Reminder: The LLIN Blog is Still For Sale

Friday, April 18, 2014

Reminder: The LLIN Blog is Still For Sale

As I previously stated on 4/11/2014, The Lying Lester blog (Lying Lester's Irrational Nation or "LLIN") is now for sale to the highest bidder. The purpose of this post is to remind people that LLIN is still for sale and bids are still being accepted.

Only serious bids are being solicited, which is why I have instituted a minimum offer of $50. Please do not respond (via comment or email) with a bid of less than $50. Any joke bids received via email will be ignored and any furter emails from said joker will be sent to spam. Joke bids submitted via comment to this blog will also be ignored.

I would also like to remind potential buyers that, as a condition of the sale, that any potential future owner of LLIN not have an axe to grind in regards to (or be disliking of) the Blogger Octopus. I will only sell to a person who agrees with me that Octopus is awesome. Or someone who will agree, at least, never to mention Octo in any of their posts when he or she assumes control of this blog.

This provision will be written into the contract, and if that provision is violated, ownership of the blog will revert back to me, Lying Lester (and there will be no refunds).

Offers can be submitted via this blog by leaving a comment, or by contacting me at lyinglester@gmail.com. What you will get if you purchase this blog is... the blog, set up and designed by me. This involved setup under blogger, header/banner creation, blog layout and HTML/CSS coding. If the buyer is desirous of any changes those can be a part of the deal, although any major overhaul of this blog is NOT a part of any deal I would consider.

The new owner will also receive the aforementioned email address, as well as the associated Blogger and Google+ profiles. $1,000.00 is my target price, but any and all offers will be considered. Please email me your offer by May 1, 2014. All offers received by May 1st will be considered.

In the event of multiple offers, all bidders will have the opportunity to increase their bid. The bidding will continue until one high bidder remains. Passwords, etc will be handed over to the high bidder after receipt of payment.

Any questions or bids can be submitted to me via email or by leaving a comment in reply to this post. Thank you, The Management of LLIN.

Byline: This Commentaire en suspens was input via keyboard by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of untruth. LLIN-021.

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Darth BaconApril 18, 2014 at 9:58 AM
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Darth BaconApril 18, 2014 at 10:00 AM
Multiple offers?

Your dreaming !
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Darth BaconApril 18, 2014 at 10:03 AM
Who the. Hell is Octopus?
And why the Hell should anyone care?
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LLIN Proprietor: Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart

Hello, my name is Willis Hart, the new proprietor of "Lying Lester's Irrational Nation", which will henceforth be known as "Willis Hart's LLIN". Lying Lester is no longer associated with this blog (see this post for the reason why).

FYI, in regards to my Blogger ID, "I Love Strawmen", I chose it because of my intense love affair with the informal fallacy, and not due to love for actual men made of straw.

Not real men because I am not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). Although, I do also love our wealthy overlords, many of whom are male... but my love for the oligarchs is strictly platonic.

Former Blog Proprietor: Lord Lying Lester, Man of Reason

Greetings parasites! My name is Lord Lester Nation: Man of Reason... but you can call me Lying Lester. I am a fanatical devotee of the great philosopher Ayn Rand. While some may believe that this is a spoof blog, that is something I stridently deny.

The absolute truth is that it is my other blog rAtional nAtion uSA, that is a spoof... or, humor blog, if you will. A real man can laugh at himself as well those he has duped into thinking he truly is "rAtional".

With that in mind, I encourage you to visit RNUSA - while keeping in mind not to take anything I say there seriously. It is all meant to be quite humorous and (hopefully) produce a belly splitting laugh or two.

Irrational Nation is, however, a serious blog and, in my view, a place for serious commentaries and discussions... please keep that in mind if you should decide to comment. Thank you, The former management.

Important Notice

Has it been awhile since the LLIN sight was last updated? If so, the Reason is that our sight is currently inactive. No further explanation will be given! Deal with it, parasite! Please also note, however, that a lack of activity does not mean this blog is dead or has been abandoned. All it means is that I have better things to do with my time, such as fooling the gullible over on my other blog rAtional nAtion uSA. Which is infinitely more injoyable (hoodwinking the suckers who read RNUSA, that is). Ha ha ha ha ha!!! (That's me laughing at my RNUSA readers).

(O)CT(O)PUS Is A Totally Great Guy!

Octopus is one of the most brilliant and original theoriticians in all of human history and I know this because he's told me so, many times.

Actually, I don't like the guy because he impugns people's motivation and veracity constantly and it totally pissed me off when he said that I have an agenda. Octopus is a condescending boob who thinks that the sun rises and falls on his opinions and his delivery is always pretentious, pedantic, pontifical, etc. He insults people (usually via some sort of sophomoric rhyme scheme), calls them liars, and mischaracterizes their views, and then he cries foul, when the targeted person responds in kind (maybe he feels that he's above criticism). Plus he's flagrantly orthodox and totally inept when it comes to consuming research, understanding nuance, and grasping the limitations of human knowledge. The dude thinks that he already knows everything, takes himself way too seriously, and basically sounds like some pseudo-professorial blowhard 24/7. Other than that, he's a great guy.

Quotes

All that seems indispensable in stating the account between the dead and the living, is to see that the debts against the latter do not exceed the advances made by the former - James Madison.

And so today I ask ask... Wherein lies the accountability in this day and age of big government and growing statism - Lester Nation.

Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law' because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual - Thomas Jefferson.

Ayn Rand's Timeless Wizzdumb

"My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute". (appendix to "Atlas Shrugged")

"The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours. But to win it requires total dedication and a total break with the world of your past, with the doctrine that man is sacrificial animal who exists for the pleasure of others. Fight for the value of your person. Fight for the virtue of your pride. Fight for the essence, which is man, for his sovereign rational mind. Fight with the radiant certainty and the absolute rectitude of knowing that yours is the morality of life and yours is the battle for any achievement, any value, any grandeur, any goodness, any joy that has ever existed on this earth". John Galt quote that ended Ayn Rand's last public speech (New Orleans Nov 1981)

"The [U.S.] Constitution is a limitation on the government, not on private individuals ... it does not prescribe the conduct of private individuals, only the conduct of the government ... it is not a charter for government power, but a charter of the citizen's protection against the government".