Wow, look at Lester leaving his brain droppings all over the place! Probably from all the pondering, more of which I admit I'm doing here today. Look at the big brain on Lester!
While most other people wonder about something, not I, Lying Lester. I will PONDER the subject and not only that, I will ponder often. Yikes, this guy is special, you might say. And if you do, then I say you are correct.
And, for the record, all this pondering is done while wearing a polyester shirt, smoking a pipe, wearing an ascot and drinking a sherry. which, as we all know, makes pondering a bit more difficult?
No, make that dignified. And make that a silk shirt instead of a polyester one. That is how those of us who are higher-ordered pontificate. And, yes, that may seem odd to the lower-intelligenced parasites, but that is just the way a superior being such as myself rolls.
|H/T to Rusty Schmuckelford for inspiring me to write this free-form poem.|