Friday, April 4, 2014

Pondering With My Big Brain

Wow, look at Lester leaving his brain droppings all over the place! Probably from all the pondering, more of which I admit I'm doing here today. Look at the big brain on Lester!

While most other people wonder about something, not I, Lying Lester. I will PONDER the subject and not only that, I will ponder often. Yikes, this guy is special, you might say. And if you do, then I say you are correct.

And, for the record, all this pondering is done while wearing a polyester shirt, smoking a pipe, wearing an ascot and drinking a sherry. which, as we all know, makes pondering a bit more difficult?

No, make that dignified. And make that a silk shirt instead of a polyester one. That is how those of us who are higher-ordered pontificate. And, yes, that may seem odd to the lower-intelligenced parasites, but that is just the way a superior being such as myself rolls.

H/T to Rusty Schmuckelford for inspiring me to write this free-form poem.

Byline: This 7th and exceedingly humorous LLIN commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of humorous poetry. LLIN-007.

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    Ed Degorio [April 4, 2014 at 12:33 PM]

    Devious is lying again. Or should I say, Pond Scum rides again!

    Ed Degorio [April 4, 2014 at 12:41 PM]

    By the way Devious, you are not ghe only "pond scum" here you have company with 8 legs.

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Piss off.

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