Sunday, April 20, 2014

Lying Lester Is So Scared He's Pissing Himself!

Yes, I admit it. I am so scared that I am actually pissing myself. Or I did pee my pants, but I've changed into fresh garments now. So, what had (and still has) me so scared? It seems that another blogger is very mad about the stark truths I have been revealing here on LLIN.

This other blogger is so incensed that he is threatening "war" with me. Lying Lester pleaded with this blogger for mercy, but the blogger said no... and then refered to Lying Lester as "pond scum". Now, Lying Lester does not deny that he is pond scum, but he IS truly sorry that this other blogger is so angry.

Could I do anything to make it right with this other blogger I asked. But the answer is apparently no. So what should I do? As I previously said, Lying Lester does not want war with anyone.

So I've been posting some opinions that many find disagreeable, but can we not disagree respectfully? Must we resort to threats? Lying Lester does not believe that threatening those we disagree with is how civilized people behave.

Perhaps Ed Degorio (the blogger who is threatening me) will reconsider and withdraw his threats? I am very, very sorry, after all. Come on, Ed. Be the bigger man and do not resort to threats to settle your differences. We can disagree and still be friends!

I think my friend Ed could learn a thing or two from the Amazing Octopus. Octopus is a highly-principled blogger who believes we should all just get along... and with Octo Lying Lester agrees fully.

So, what about Ed? Perhaps he might consider joining with Octo and me and put our petty differences behind us? Please, Ed, I am begging you. Please do not do anything that might cause Lying Lester to piss himself again!

Byline: This 25th LLIN commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of awesomeness and NOT of pissing myself... except when it comes to Ed Degorio. LLIN-025.

7 comments:

  1. Lester,do you still ponder important issues?

    Does Octo also ponder?

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  2. Lester,I read that you "ponder" important issues.......on issue's of lesser importance would you "mull" them?

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  3. Someone with superior intelligence such as myself cannot help but ponder the BIG questions, Rusty. Octo ponders too, I am sure. Pondering and mulling are two intellectual activities that are beyond the grasp of ordinary folks with intelligences that are lesser. In some cases significantly lesser. I wonder, does Rusty fall into that last category? Surely it is a question worth pondering for awhile. Not too long, however.

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  4. I have to admit,I'm not capable of pondering nor would I even attempt to ponder.....however I do feel that on rare occasion's I can actually mull.

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  5. That Rusty does not ponder is no surprise, given that he has proven on multiple occasions that he is dumber than a box of rocks.

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  6. Lying Lester should let al comments through..........even the ones negative to WD

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  7. Rusty is way too hard on WD, as am I. WD is not that bad a guy. For that reason I think Rusty should stop lying about WD (and that is why I rejected Rusty's lie-filled comment).

    I considered reinstating WD at Rational Nation, but I fear the arguments with Will and dmarks would continue. He can comment here if he likes, however. And Rusty too, so long as he refrains from lying about Mr. Sanders.

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Piss off.

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