Dumb Blondes, Greenscammers & The Keystone XL Pipeline

Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a bumbling female Congressperson and Chairperson of the Democratic National Convention, doesn't believe politics or political considerations will play any part in Obama's final decision on the Keystone XL pipeline. Righto Debbie... a woman who is obviously inferior to her male Congressional colleagues.

Politico - Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz doesn't believe President Barack Obama's decision on the Keystone XL pipeline will be swayed by politics. "As a member of Congress who represents hundreds of thousands of people in south Florida, I want to make sure the right decision is arrived at and that the president makes that decision carefully and doesn't factor politics into his decision, which I don't think he is", Wasserman Schultz said Sunday on NBC's Meet the Press. She wouldn't say whether the latest delay in the pipeline approval process — announced Friday — would be potentially helpful to Democrats, since it likely signals that a final decision won't come until after November's midterm elections. "What's true is the decision over the Keystone pipeline is complex, and it's one that has to be examined very carefully. It affects multiple states", she said. "What's also true is that incumbent senators like [Louisiana Democrat] Mary Landrieu understand the issues that are important on the ground in their states to their constituents" (link).

Call me a monkey's uncle if this isn't ALL ABOUT the upcoming elections. Looks like Obummer is going to delay his decision to APPROVE the pipeline until the final days of his presidency. Then the dEmocrat donors that profit from the greenscam industry will be angry.

For the record Lying Lester is a strong supporter of the Keystone XL pipeline. It will create some jobs, raise the price of gasoline in the US, and endanger the Ogallala aquifer. All good things, in the opinion of Lying Lester. Except the aquifer thing, but they're no doubt overhyping that.

One eco-extremist naysayer says "a worst-case spill in the Sand Hills region could pollute 4.9 billion gallons of groundwater with a plume of contaminants 40 feet thick, 500 feet wide and 15 miles long", but Lying Lester does not buy it. Such talk is just a scare tactic designed to stop the pipeline.

The important thing is that our plutocratic masters stand to make quite a bit of money from the construction of the pipeline, and that, in the opinion of Lying Lester, outweighs any "safety" concerns. And all the profit will be extracted from the consumer via the free market (as the Founders intended). Unlike with those greenscammers, who want government "subsidies" (handouts).

In any case, I do not live in any any state that could (potentially) have it's water supply contaminated, so I don't give a shit. So, ignore these lies from Debbie the dumb blonde and call your Congresspersons and let them know of your support for the Keystone XL.

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Byline: This peerless commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of untruth. LLIN-027.