On The Fact That Men Need To Step Up Their Game In Domestic Violence Situations

According to researchers such as Erin Pizzey and Warren Farrell, male victims of domestic abuse are more likely to get arrested themselves than they are to be helped by the system. The reason for this, obviously, is because the police can't believe that a man would be such a pussy as to be "abused" by a woman.

They either assume the man is the abuser, or they laugh their asses off when the man says his woman hit him and that he needs help. Obviously in such situations the man should beat the crap out of his woman. In order to teach her a lesson and make sure she never dares to raise her hand to her man again. These radical Marxist feminists need to learn that their place is in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. Patriarchy, patriarchy, where for art thou, patriarchy?

On the other hand, the Department of Justice finds that women make up 84% of spouse abuse victims. The DOJ also found that 84% of spousal murder victims are female, and women in general are more likely to be killed by their spouses than all other types of assailants combined.

So the patriarchy isn't doing that bad. Still, that doesn't mean that men don't need to step up their game. Bitches need to know their place, and that these stats are not all 100% is obviously troubling.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-239.