Lying Lester Suspects $619 Billion oBama Heist

$619 billion in greenbacks missing from the federal budget. That is to say just how the $619 billion, covering 320 federal programs was spent is a mystery. There apparently exists no accounting of the $619 billion.

Where did this money go? Could it be that our pResident, the man (and I use the term loosely) known as bArack hUssein oBama be behind the disappearance of this money?

Could it be - and this is just a theory - that our dEmocrat pResident does not us to know where this money went because he handed it out to his cronies? Perhaps when this pResident leaves office he will be getting some of it back when he is "hired" for a no work job by one of those grateful cronies?

Surely these plutocratic cronies are pumping money into dEmocrat campaigns as we speak. It is a tit-for-tat that they expect. Not that rEpublicans do not do the same... but on this scale? Surely this level of corruption is unprecedented.

That is, if this is simply not a case of negligent accounting. But Lying Lester thinks that it might very well be the case that it is the other thing. That is, to say, this money has been stolen. Which, if that IS what is going on, would make this one of the largest heists in history.

And, although this is a major issue, or at the very least it should be considered as such, does the fact it MIGHT have happened really surprise anyone? When the federal government views it's taxpaying citizens as a never ending and bottomless money pit isn't this the kind of corruption we should expect?

And, did not Ayn Rand warn us of this kind of thing? It is government by the parasites and for the parasites! What to do? Lying Lester strongly suggests voting for Gary Johnson in the next presidential election. I know that's what I'm going to do.

Frankly, electing Gary is the ONLY hope our great nation has of staying great. And by "staying great", I mean isn't it great that those at the top have most of the money? And don't we all want things to STAY that way?

Not that the Obama heist threatens this too much. I mean, these cronies Obama is distributing OUR money to are rich, after all. But Lying Lester still disapproves. This is NOT the Libertarian way. The Libertarian way involves the gOvernment getting out of the way so the Wealthy can rape and pillage and screw workers.

The Libertarian way does NOT involve the gOvernment acting as a middleman between the workers or environment to be raped and the wealthy rapists. These are things our wealthy overlords can do withOUT any help, thank you.

The only reason those in gOvernment want to interject themselves is because they want a piece of the action and the only way they can get it (our pOliticians) is because they couldn't make it in the business world.

These pOliticians are Takers; lice and parasites no better than those who line up for the free goodies they distribute! "Free" goodies paid for with the tax dollars of those of us who WORK... people like Lying Lester!

Which is why it is so important that us Makers vote for Gary Johnson the next time out. Vote for Gary or surrender to the parasites. Ayn Rand would vote for Gary and so should you. If you're not a Taker, that is.

Byline: This excellent commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of Untruth. LLIN-100.