On Our Possible Future President Donald Trump Being Maligned By The Leftist Media

Specifically I'm referring to a recent Yahoo hit-piece that compares Donald Trump to George Wallace, but there are many other examples of unfair treatment from the Leftist media of Mr. Trump. A fact that makes me SO MAD! Which is why I predict that if I patiently wait to see a comparable piece comparing Hillary to Nixon or Sanders to Ho Chi Minh, I'd be waiting forever.

So, yeah, I reject the brain diseased idea that Trump has an "advantage" due to the "free media exposure". Not when all the "free exposure" is negative in nature. More likely it is hurting his campaign rather than helping it. This just goes to show how popular Trump is with the voters... and how likely it is that he will be our next president, I think. Which wouldn't be so terrible, IMO. Sure, I'm for Gary Johnson, but a president Trump? There is no way it could be worse than a Sanders or Clinton presidency. At least, as a Republican, Trump is a fiscal conservative and not a Commie (and I think the facts show that Trump might be more fiscally conservative than your average Republican).

P.S. And what exactly has Trump done to or said about black people that is comparable to George Wallace? I mean, yeah, he said that dumb thing about illegal immigrants and wants a pause on Muslim immigration but a) he never denigrated Mexicans as a whole, only that the illegal ones are rapers, and b) based on that Pew research study (which showed that a majority of citizens of Muslim countries hold views which are 180 degrees diametrical to ours) and the fact that even many of Obama's own security people have warned us of a possible terrorist infiltration of the migrant population, his Muslim pause may not be anywhere near as insane as its being made out to be...

And it's certainly a boatload less draconian than what FDR, that progressive darling, did to the Japanese. Even if Trump pushes for that registry of Muslims he proposed (Trump said he would certainly implement that — absolutely, in reference to a law requiring Muslims in the United States to register in a database). What would be the big deal if that happened? I mean, most of the terrorism comes from the Muslim community, so I think that maybe we should have a registry.

The bottom line here is that Trump is reasonable and pragmatic and the Leftist media referring to him as racist is a vicious smear. And, quite frankly, all these lies about Mr. Trump really make my blood boil! And, that there are large numbers of partisans ON BOTH SIDES that don't want Trump elected? It makes me think that it's possible that Trump might make a very good president.

Byline: This insightful and non-biased commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart, purveyor of defending Donald Trump (our likely 45th president). LLIN-214.

Cruz and Rubio Should Stop Repeatedly Blasting Trump for Not Releasing His Tax Forms!

It's outrageous because Trump is being audited and no reputable tax attorney would ever recommend that a person being audited release his or her records to the public. Also, it is true that Cruz and Rubio have both released their 1040 forms, neither has released their Schedule C form and that is clearly what has the juicier info.

I mean, you do want the total picture here, right - and preferably from someone who doesn't have a dog in the fight, like me, Willis Hart? I mean, I'm for Gary Johnson (even though his chances are zero). But you can absolutely trust my objectivity on this.

Sure, if I wasn't voting for Gary Johnson I might vote for Trump and I hate both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns, but otherwise I'm the most objective dude on the plant.

Anyway, as you recall Mitt Romney followed the precedent set by John McCain by releasing two years of tax returns. Although McCain, the 2008 GOP nominee, bucked the trend of other recent presidential candidates. In more than three decades, no other nominees for either party have released fewer than five years' worth of returns, and Romney's own father released a dozen years’ worth when he ran for the GOP nomination in 1968 (source).

But now maybe Trump is setting a new precedent, in that he'll release zero years of tax returns? I hope so, because a man's tax returns are really nobody else's business. My respect for Mr. Trump would go up by a notch or two if he stood up to this precedent of tax return releasing. If only he'd refudiate eminent domain, I might actually consider voting for him.

Byline: This objective commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart, purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-213.

On That Woman I Got Drunk & Raped Now Threatening To Press Charges

Bullshit! I say that we were 2 consenting adults because we were BOTH drunk. Apparently in situations like mine only the fellow is considered a rapist? How is THAT not sexist; a) to the man in terms of unfairness and b) to the woman for treating her like an infant, or at the bare minimum a double-standard? It sure as hell seems like those things to me.

Yeah, and that this bitch is now threatening to ruin my life seriously pisses me off. Fucking slut wanted it.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-212.

Bernie Sanders Is Functionally Retarded

Yes, folks, this is sad but true. The dimwit should be living in some group home for mentally challenged persons. As opposed to being a senator running for Congress. And what are the odds of that dullard and Leftist lapdog John Oliver ever doing a 22 minute diatribe on the danger of a Sanders presidency (as he did against Trump)? Zero is probably low-balling it in that this ass is a total partisan hack who only denigrates Republicans (not that the clapping seals are complaining, mind you). I could be wrong but I doubt it.

It isn't like I've seen any educational transcripts or test results that show Sanders is retarded, by the way. But the fact that he doesn't comb his hair is enough physical proof I think. I'm surprised the guy doesn't need a minder to wipe the drool from his chin, for Christ!

Don't think I've forgotten the non-physical proof, BTW. Which would be the fact that he's an economically illiterate socialist for Christ, in that he doesn't subscribe to Libertarian/Austrian economics. And he wants to hold guns to the heads of successful people in order to confiscate their property, which makes my blood boil! Sure, a law raising taxes would be enough to get the job done, but Sanders STILL wants to threaten people with guns!

Proof this maniac should be unacceptable to Liberals. Yeah, he's got like a D- from the NRA, but he really wants to shoot some rich people in the head if they don't want to pay. To make an example of them, I'm guessing. So who is the REAL fascist? Yeah, if my choices were Sanders or Trump, I'd take Trump.

As for John Oliver? I say we deport his ass back to England. And a president Trump might just do that. Even though Oliver is White. Or he might sue him. Remember Trump said he wanted to change the libel laws so that he could sue and get a lot of money? Sure, that would be a violation of the first amendment, I think. But I'd still laugh my ass off if the liberal buffoon Oliver lost his shirt after being sued by president Trump!

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-211.

Arnie Hanson's 2nd LLIN Commentary

Hi, my name is Arnie Hanson and I was an unpaid intern working for college credit here at LLIN. As you may remember, I quit LLIN some time ago after the former proprietor of this blog, Lying Lester, decided to shut down the blog due to the chagrin of Octopus.

After the new proprietor of this blog, Willis Hart, hostility took over LLIN, I called him up and asked if he had any need of an intern. Willis' reaction was "maybe", so long as I was willing to work for no pay. I affirmed that I was, so long as he was willing to write up a job review for me to submit to my college professor.

Willis said he would not, so I suggested that I write up the job review, and that all he needed to do was read what I wrote and sign it. He agreed, and that is how I returned to LLIN.

But that was some time ago (#12, 4/9/2014). Since then I completed the class and graduated from college. So why am I still here? Luckily Willis liked my work and decided to keep me on as a paid intern. Although for low, low pay. At first I said no, because who wants to accept low, low pay?

Then Willis suggested slightly higher pay... if I'd also take on the janitorial duties here at LLIN. The pay was still to low, however. So I told Mr. Hart that I'd have to pass. He thought about it for awhile, then suggested he might be able to pay me a little more if I also willing to take on the duties of being his personal valet.

I still said no, as the duties (as he explained them) were way to much work for the salary he was offering. 2 weeks later, however, I called up Mr. Hart and told him I changed my mind. The reason? I wasn't able to find a job. Mr. Hart, knowing he had me over a barrel, lowered his offer. Seeing as my rent was coming due, I agreed. So long as he was willing to advance me enough to cover my rent.

Mr. Hart said he was willing to advance me the money, as long as I agreed to pay interest on said advance (with the advance plus interest to be deducted from my first paycheck). Reluctantly, I agreed.

So now I'm back. Although, to be honest, the hours are grueling. I have to get up early to lay out Mr. Hart's wardrobe for the day, fix his breakfast, and do some light housework. The rest of the day I spend cleaning Mr. Hart's home, preparing his lunch and dinner, and editing the posts Mr. Hart writes for LLIN.

As you may have noticed, Mr. Hart's posts here differ from those on his other blog Contra O'Reilly. On Contra O'Reilly Mr. Hart forgoes the use of paragraphs and (usually) when he inserts a YouTube video, it is in URL form only. Here on LLIN, I edit what Mr. Hart writes (inserting paragraphs and the actual videos. As opposed to URL).

Mr. Hart told me he has no idea how to do either of these things, which is why he needs a "tech nerd" such as myself (although I'm an English major and, as far as HTML goes, am self taught).

I also act as Mr. Hart's chauffeur, driving him to and from work, as well as wherever else he wants to go. Typically I put in 12 or more hours a day. It's hard work, like I said, but I really appreciate it that Mr. Hart was willing to give me a job. I don't know what I would have done otherwise - probably ask my parents for some money? Although I worried that my dad might say no. Not because my parents are financially strapped, but because my parents and me had a falling out (over a personal matter I'm not going to discuss here).

BTW, as I mentioned in my prior post, I DID inquire at The Swash Zone. It seemed like a large blog, what with it's multiple authors. I was hopeful that they might need someone to fetch coffees and donuts, make copies, and do some spell checking and research, but that a-hole Octo turned me down. Dude totally blew me off! He wouldn't even take my call!

Anyway, at the end of the day I guess I'm just glad to have a job. Although the sex stuff does make me quite uncomfortable. That's the part I dislike the most.

Byline: This 210th LLIN blog entry was written by Arnie Hanson, assistant to the current proprietor of LLIN, Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart (purveyor of unfacts). LLIN-210.

Bernie Sanders Is A Dimwitted Bastard, An Economically Illiterate Sniveling Coward & An Embarassment!

I mean, COME ON! This moron is a United States Senator?! Proof positive that many voters are drooling idiots who only care about free stuff! That is the only explanation I can come up with as to how this fucking asshole got elected to congress. He's a fucking socialist, for Christ!

Sanders is such a sniveling coward that he allowed Black Lives Matter Movement racists to strong-arm him at his own fucking rally, pilfer his microphone and insult his audience! And Sanders just rolled over like a diabetic old hound-dog!

This is one thing Donald Trump can't be criticized for. If anyone at any of his rallies gets out of line they get roughed up! But the dim bastard Sanders wouldn't know a Sister Souljah moment if it started performing fellatio on him.

Sanders is so gutless that he can't call out Black Lives Matter for the extremist movement that it is. I find it highly offensive that Black folks are blaming law enforcement and the White community for Blacks getting killed. The hypocrites ignore how many of their community are killed by other Blacks (gangbangers like Mookie, Ray-Ray, Dre, Slice, etc)!

Sure, police violence may be their issue, so me criticizing them for this is akin to taking issue with the American Cancer Society not saying anything about drownings, but I STILL say they should! The BLM movement should ignore these police shootings and focus on Black on Black violence, IMO.

So the hell what if an unarmed Black suspect is gunned down by the cops? They've got dangerous jobs, for Christ! Better to be safe (and gun down that Black man) than take a chance with their lives, I say. We know that most of these Africoon Americans have zero earning potential, so who the hell cares if the police have to blow a few of these fucking losers away when they probably would have ended up being murdered in several years anyway?

But what would you expect from a sniveling coward like Sanders? This is the asshole who went crawling to that fucking racist minstrel Sharpton! What an embarrassment.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-209.

Liberal Regressive Buffoons Can't Stop Bashing Donald Trump (And They Refuse To Point Out How Awesome Gary Johnson Is)

Leftist Jew buffoon Carl Bernstein recently referred to Donald Trump as a "Neo Fascist". Yeah. I just wish that these partisan media hacks would show at least a semblance of consistency. Like, I don't know, maybe also pointing out that Senator Sheldon Whitehouse apparently wants to prosecute global warming skeptics, that a large percentage of public colleges and universities are essentially outlawing freedom of speech, that conservative speakers are routinely shouted down at numerous campuses throughout the country.

That Senator Sanders (another Jew) has literally zero regard for the non-aggression principle and wants to hold a gun to our head and confiscate private property. Frankly it sickens me that so many of these Leftist fascists want to fuck rich Makers up the ass (figuratively) so they can give away more free stuff!

OUTRAGEOUS! Also outrageous? President Obama has used executive orders to make and change laws and to do so in a blatantly political way. And, for the record, it was wrong when Bush did it too. Clearly the Liberal media has no concept of fair. But would that be too much to ask? I mean, why the hell aren't they pointing out how awesome Gary Johnson is? Because they're either Liberal buffoons or Neo-Cons (emphasis on the "con").

However, truth be told, Fox (even though it gives Neo-Cons a platform) is not as bad as MSNBC. Sure, they're both biased, no question about it. But over the past several years, Fox has added Ed Henry, John Roberts, Howie Kurtz, and Maria Bartiromo (hell, they've even added Dennis Kucinich and the ragin' Cajun, James Carville).

Compare that to MSNBC which has done little more than plop additional leftist guttersnipes to its already full-to-the-brim posse of skin-crawlers/stooges. It isn't even a contest at this point, folks. MSNBC is significantly worse.

And MSNBC practically bashes Trump 24-7. That's when they're not airing "Lock Up" reruns. Pathetic. How about some air time for the awesome Gary Johnson, for Christ? This is the man who should be our next president, IMO. Not Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton! But the American electorate is as stupid as a Dunkin Donuts employee who apparently has an inability to process the phrase, "lightly toasted" (yeah, one of those motherfuckers messed up my order). I suppose that Bernie wants to pay these folks $15 an hour, too!

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-208.

It Makes Me So Mad When Lefties (Including Supporters Of That Piece Of Shit Hillary Clinton) Refer To Sarah Palin As "Excrement"!

A while ago there was a debate between me and this small contingent of progressives that wasn't about whether Sarah Palin is qualified to be President (she isn't)... It was about how low people apparently have to go to feel superior. These jackasses (led by a Lefty calling him/herself "Lesley Parsley") kept referring to Mrs. Palin as a "classless piece of excrement" and "worthless piece of excrement". As well as a "media whore", "trailer trash", "classless piece of excrement" and "trashy wench"!

Look, folks, I'm sure that there are conservative blogs out there that are equally vile toward the President... But, as of now, I haven't seen a single one (because I haven't looked). Frankly, I find this kind of behavior OUTRAGEOUS! I mean, it is clearly the Lefties who have no class when they sink so low as to attack Mrs. Palin, not on the issues, but with pure ad hominem!

Yeah, and most of these HYPOCRITES are supporters of that PIECE OF SHIT Hillary Clinton! That's the bitch who might end up indicted as well as the Democratic presidential nominee! But, instead of focusing on the problems in their own party, these Democrat fuckers (the ones that used to go after Sarah Palin) are now going after Donald Trump! It really makes my blood boil!

Look, I'm not a big Trump supporter but I, unlike your average partisan stooge blogger whose entire existence is one mindless and gratuitous anti-Trump post after another, am willing to give credit where credit is due. And Trump might be our next president, so I say he deserves some respect. Like Sarah Palin (who was a governor). She deserves respect as well.

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-207.

Piece of Shit Simpleton FDR Knew Of Japanese Attack On Pearl Harbor. Fact Is, The Fucker Provoked It!

OK, so it's absolutely true that the Pearl Harbor advance-knowledge conspiracy is considered to be a fringe theory and is rejected by most mainstream historians. But I'm here to tell you that mainstream historians are dead wrong.

Yeah, it's a fact that FDR decided to move a large chunk of America's naval fleet to Hawaii to deter Japanese aggression. But this was actually one of the most boneheaded decisions and epic fails in Presidential history, and one that was foolhardy on numerous grounds; the fact that it left our vessels vulnerable from every conceivable angle, the fact that Hawaii was chock to the gills with Japanese nationals who could have easily infiltrated the base, the fact that Hawaii was 2,000 miles from the U.S. mainland and thus difficult to resupply, etc.

I mean, it's pretty clear that Roosevelt wanted the Japanese to attack, so he didn't have to attack them first. Duh!

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-206.

On "Their Fair Share"

Folks like Obama and Sanders are always saying that the rich need to pay "their fair share". But they never, ever, ever, ever, EVER, articulate what that amount should be. Naturally, as a Libertarian I think what would be fair is ZERO. This is because I believe that all taxes are theft, and is any theft (even if it's just a little) OK? Of course it isn't.

In any case, here are the current stats (2012 returns being the most recent) - According to the IRS (data compiled by the Tax Foundation), the top 1 percent (1.37 million taxpayers earning $434,682 and more) paid 38 percent of all federal income taxes, the top 5 percent (those earning $175,817 and more) paid 59 percent, the top 10 percent (those earning $125,195 and up) paid 70 percent, and the top 25 percent (those earning $73,354 and up) paid 86 percent.

Sure, these people make most of the money, so some argue that they SHOULD be paying most of the taxes, but I say we squeeze the bottom 50 percent (people earning $36,055 and less). I mean, these parasites paid a little less than 3 percent of federal income taxes with slightly over 90 percent of those households having no federal income tax liability at all (many actually GETTING money from the government in the form of earned income tax credit)!

Yeah, it's outrageous, right? The government obviously needs money to operate (I'm not for anarchy), so if there is going to be any stealing to run the government, I say steal from these folks. The free ride should end. Tax these poor freeloading losers until they squeal and allow the wealthy Makers to keep what they earn. That would be a LOT fairer than our current system.

Byline: This excellent commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of taxing the shit out of low income losers. LLIN-205.

On That Asshole Bernie Sanders Continually Advocating For A Living Wage

How dare he! In regards to Bernie Sanders wanting to increase the wages for the hapless $9 an hour auto detailer who irresponsibly had kids that he couldn't provide for and who seemingly doesn't have a desire to improve his human capital, skill set, etc? Fuck both Sanders and the auto detailer!

BTW, what exactly is Bernie Sanders going to do for this fellow when we raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour and the hapless auto-detailer is likely priced out of the market? Add yet another federal entitlement program to the 126 that currently exist? And to which he is probably already eligible for? Hold a gun to his head and make him get additional training?

I mean, I know that the Left constantly thinks that it can fix things and all, but this hapless dude absolutely deserves zero compassion. People who refuse to take personal responsibility deserve to be taken advantage of by our wealthy overlords. Yes, wages are a very small percentage of the final cost of goods, so they could be increased for everyone across the board and it wouldn't add much to the Industrialists' bottom line.

But I object to paying people fairly when it would impact the plutocrat's obscene profits. Even if just a little. Perhaps their profits would go from obscene to just healthy. Question is, is this acceptable? I say NO WAY! This is an idea the Left can stuff, IMO. And wouldn't it be nice if these folks occasionally came up with something original (a la Charles Murray's negative income tax proposal, John Breaux's premium support plan, etc)? Just to change things up, I'm saying. Even if a negative income tax is totally Communist (and it is).

P.S. And anybody who tells you that they can't improve their human capital is bonkers. I just got a course-listing in the mail from my local community college and these folks offer certificate programs for Certified Nurse's Aide, Hospital Patient Care Technician, Emergency Medical Technician, Pharmacy Technician, Security Officer, Real Estate Principles and Practices, Principles of Lean Manufacturing, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc.), Therapeutic Recreation, and Bookkeeping and Quickbooks. And this is just one venue, folks. Multiply it by X.

All these low wage workers should get skilled up and get new higher paying jobs. Then auto detailing can be done by black youths for super low wages.

Byline: This surface thinking commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of paying the hapless low wages. LLIN-204.