Tuesday, November 11, 2014

On the Proposed Solution For Air-Traffic Controllers Falling Asleep Being to Hire Another Person to Watch Him (or Her)

Yeah, and what if that person falls asleep? Hire a third individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a fourth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a fifth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a sixth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a seventh individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a eighth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a ninth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a tenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a eleventh individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a twelfth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a thirteenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a fourteenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a fifteenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a sixteenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a seventeenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a eighteenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a nineteenth individual? What if that person falls asleep? Hire a twentieth individual?

And so on and so on.

Byline: This idiotic commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of straw men - and stupidity. LLIN-147.

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  1. Lester Carpenter Rational Fitness USANovember 11, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    Problem will be permanently solved with the advent of artificial intelligence. Robots whose algorithms will be capable of facilitating learning at remarkably incredible speeds. Which of course means robots will be more inteligent than humans and take jobs from human air traffic controllers. Which will be a very good thing, as it will mean more profit for the 1 percent. The Poors (including former ATCs) that die of starvation could be made into soylent green or something.

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  2. Fartbreath Mystere's Eproctophilia ClubNovember 11, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Yeah, who came up with that solution to pay more and more people to sleep on the job instead of just firing and blackballing the terrible "worker" at fault in the first place.

    Good idea Les. Although the meat from one of these "workers" might be a bit fatty and therefore not that healthy.

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