Lester Nation Returns!!!!

Greetings, Parasites! It is I, Lester Nation, the original proprietor of this blog. The reason for this commentary is that I am pleased to announce my return to LLIN. What, did you not just turn over control of this blog to another person, you might ask? Yes, I did. But now I'm back.

The reason? Well, I noticed the lack of activity here and asked the new proprietor, Lyle Lester what the deal-e-o was. I thought he was serious about taking up the "Lying Lester" mantle and continuing on as I had. That is to say, by posting regularly to this blog.

But the posting had been light. Very light. And the last commentary was one authored by me that Lyle decided to add his comments to (and therefore does not count as NEW content in my book). That was when Lyle admitted to me that blogging isn't really his thing. "I thought it sounded like fun" he said, "but it turned out to be a chore and not something I see myself keeping up for a long period of time".

Well, that was disappointing to here, because, when I first started LLIN, I envisioned it going on for some time. Much like my other blog, "rAtional" nAtion uSA, which has been around for several years, I thought LLIN would also be around for a long time to come. But now it might whither and die? That I found unacceptable.

That is why I offered to come back and contribute some commentaries... and my buddy Lyle said he liked that idea. Which is why we've decided to team up and become co-contributors to LLIN. I will, of course, reclaim the "Lying Lester" mantle. From now on, whenever you read a commentary by "Lying Lester", it will again be ME, Lester Nation, and not my friend Lyle (who took over the "Lying Lester" ID briefly).

Lyle will go back to being himself (to facilitate this I created a blogger account for him and added him to the Admin list). But I'm not sure how involved Lyle really wants to be. Right now I think he'll only be doing an occasional post. Most of the commentaries will again be authored by me, Lester Nation AKA Lying Lester.

Check the byline to see who authored any specific post. Anyway, I'm sure my fans will be overjoyed with my return. Lyle did a decent job filling in for me during my hiatus, but I'm positive they were disappointed when I announced my departure. Well, now my following can once again rejoice that Lying Lester (the first, and once again ONLY, Lying Lester) is back.

Am I back to stay? Only time will tell. But I can assure you of this... LLIN will continue on no matter what. If Lyle decides to reclaim the mantle sometime in the future? Well, if he promises to keep this blog going by authoring new posts on a regular basis? Well, then I might just retire from this blog again. All I'm saying is that it's POSSIBLE. For now I'm back and will resume blogging as Lying Lester shortly.

Right now, however, I've got some issues to deal with concerning my business as a personal fitness trainer. But, as soon as those issues are dealt with I'm resume blogging here on LLIN. Stay tuned... and for now... toodles.

Byline: This superbly excellent commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA The First AND BEST Lying Lester, AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of untruth. LLIN-097.

dEmocrat Hypocrites Should Unilaterally Disarm (My Thoughts On A Post By The Former Proprietor Of This Blog)

Preface: This post concerns a commentary authored by the former blog proprietor. As previously discussed, I am not the original proprietor of LLIN. I only started blogging here recently. All commentaries prior to the 7/10/2014 post, "Welcome To Lying Lester's Irrational Nation: Now Under New Management", were actually written by the FORMER proprietor. I am the NEW proprietor. I did, however, take over the "Lying Lester" ID. This occurred when the former proprietor turned over his passwords to his Blogger account to me. Why? Well, the particulars are explained in this post. Suffice to say that Lying Lester is no longer in charge here. In any case, first the original commentary (which was originally published on 6/25/2014), then my thoughts on said commentary.

I find the following article fascinating. However given the tendency to class warfare not at all surprising. Some good stuff and more not so good stuff. Our uninformed and educated voting public will, of course, not take these things seriously and act to force real change. Too many people are just going along for the ride, too busy or ambivalent to care. Which is a good thing in Lying Lester's opinion.

Politico... David Brock has a message for liberal millionaires: Don't sweat being called hypocrites. Brock, a former "right-wing hit-man"-turned-top-big-money-Democratic-operative, is part of a behind-the-scenes campaign to convince donors it's OK to attack the Koch brothers for spending millions of dollars while doing the exact same thing for the left. "You're not in this room today trying to figure out how to rig the game so you can be free to make money poisoning little kids, and neither am I", Brock told donors this month at a conference in Santa Fe, New Mexico, according to someone who attended the conference, but who declined to be identified because it was closed to the press. "Subscribing to a false moral equivalence is giving the Kochs exactly what they want: keeping us quiet about what they're doing to destroy the very fabric of our nation", added Brock, whose deep-pocketed nonprofit groups are leading the charge to make the conservative megadonors Charles and David Koch an issue in the 2014 midterms. (Link).

Interesting stuff, and quite disappointing in my non-humble opinion (not humble because Lying Lester is ALWAYS right). While David Brock is ABSOLUTELY correct in his analysis, Lying Lester can't help but wish that the dEmocrats WOULD unilaterally disarm to save themselves from being "hypocrites". Then the Conservative candidates could really pull the wool over the voters eyes, WIN elections easily and drop tax rates on rich folks... hastening the transformation of American into a neo-feudalistic state.

And, isn't that what we all want?

Note: By "we all" I mean all of us that matter. I'm not referring to worthless Poors.

My thoughts: Well said, former proprietor. I must say that I agree with you about these hypocrites. They absolutely should unilaterally disarm. That would prove that they are serious, and not afraid to stand on principle. And it would also mean that the Conservative candidate would win a lot more often. Which is a good thing. But that should not stop them from doing the "right" thing (in their minds). And, failing their unilateral disarmament, how do we know they aren't lying? I mean, they could SAY they'd do the same if only rEpublicans would join with them in passing lEgislation to limit campaign donations from wealthy donors restrict free speech, KNOWING that this will never happen. This way (they think) they can have their cake (look like they are taking the high ground), while still soliciting funds from wealthy lIberals. Think about it. You know, especially if you find lIberals as distasteful as I do, that I am right. The lIberals are trying to pull the wool over the voters eyes on this one. BUT, you might ask, is that the same as the rEpublicans trying to pull the wool over the voter's eyes (as the former proprietor of this blog mentions in his commentary above)? NO! The difference is that the dEmocrats are trying to fool the voters (the rEsponsible/non-lazy ones) into supporting them. And then they'll not attempt to stear this country in a more sOcialist direction, they'll go totally Commie (which, as we all know, usually results in the sTate murdering people in vast numbers). rEpublicans, on the other hand, are trying to fool people (the less rEsponsible poorer ones) that they aren't in favor of policies that will concentrate wealth at the top. But this is a good thing! So, the dEmocrats are lying for the wrong reasons while the rEpublicans are lying for the RIGHT reasons. That said, I consider myself a Libertarian and not a rEpublican. But, facing facts, I've got to admit that electing a rEpublican is preferable to electing a dEmocrat, rEpublicans being at least a little less fiscally irresponsible. Which is why it would make Lying Lester very happy if the dEmocrats unilaterally disarm. And, who knows, then maybe the Libertarians might have a better shot?

Post Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-096.

Lying Lester's Rational Hatred For The Invading Illegals

What is Lying Lester's opinion in regards to the crisis at the border? I am positive that Lying Lester's fans are dying to know. Truth be told, Lying Lester has no hate in his hart at all for Brown people. Because I am not a racist or bigot in any way, shape or form.

With one exception. That exception would be in regards to justified "bigotry". Lying Lester LOATHES lAzy Poors that want to go on the dole and steal from hard working Americans such as himself.

Worse are lAzy Poors who aren't even American citizens. Many illegals work hard, although that does not mean Lying Lester admires those illegals. NO. They are lawbreakers who illegally entered/invaded our country and Lying Lester thinks SAYS they should all be deported.

But in this instance we are talking about illegal kids. Or illegal teens who are affiliated with gangs. The illegal children were sent by lazy Brown parents who wanted Nanny Obama to care for them. The illegal teens want to invade our country and, while at the same time line up for the free goodies nanny Obama is handing out, commit crimes and gang violence.

Lying Lester thinks these illegal kid and teen invaders should be sent home ASAP. Nanny Obama wants billions of dollars to hand out to prove we're good people. But Lying Lester is NOT a good person. Lying Lester is a RATIONAL person, and Lying Lester realizes that we can't afford to take in the world's moochers. We have enough moochers of our own!

Lazy Poors who want to mooch and invading illegals who want to mooch and commit crimes; Lying Lester hates them all - and is completely justified in his hate. Because Lying Lester is a hard working American whose ancestors emigrated to this nation LEGALLY - and Lying Lester does not want his tax money to be handed out like candy by Nanny Obama.

Is that unreasonable? Lying Lester KNOWS that it is not. What is unreasonable are the lEftist lIberals who act on eMotion and delusions of superiority - and use their pretzel logic to justify their socialist agenda. A sOcialist agenda that involves stealing from their betters AND borrowing us into bankruptcy.

These people - the lEftist lIberals and mooching invader kids - are both examples of the lice and parasites detested by Ayn Rand. And like Ayn Rand, Lying Lester detests these parasites.

Here is an idea... how about we give them one chance. The first time they are caught we brand them with a large "I" on the forehead and ship them back. The next time we catch them they're executed.

Sound harsh? Perhaps, but I doubt many will be killed. The word will quickly spread that we're not taking in the moochers any longer (we're killing them). Then they'll stop coming.

That, or we could just ignore the problem while pretending we care about it (bloviate a bunch about "illegals" and "securing the border"). That way we get to have our cake and eat it too.

The cake being Brown people who will work for low wages (and, in doing so, drive down wages for American working Poors); and the "eating it too" being whipping up rEpublicans to get out and vote by pandering to their xenophobia.

Sound good? I think so. Except in regards to the invading kids. If they're too young to work for low wages then what good are they? They should most assuredly be sent back. Now, the lIberals call those of us who do not care if they are rapped or murdered "hartless"... and they're right!

But, in regards to that, Lying Lester simply does not care. He does not care what you think about him, nor does he give a shit what happens to any of these kids. Does he want them to be murdered or raped? Of course not. But is he willing to do diddly to prevent it? Hell no!

Why not? Because I don't want to pay for it. In any case, if these kids are raped or murdered after we send them back - Lying Lester will never know. What is out of site is out of mind. As it should be.

And, anything that will help our wealthy overlords to have more of the money and everyone else (the undeserving rAbble) to have less of it... Well, anything that furthers that goal is a GOOD thing in Lying Lester's opinion.

And I am positive that Ayn Rand would agree.

Post Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-095.

Gary Johnson: Libertarian Simpleton

Gary Johnson: "If you empower people to be the best that they can possibly be, then get out of the way, because great things are going to happen".

Lying Lester believes in this with all his heart. Of course some of those people (the ones who do great things) will use the power that comes with wealth to take advantage of those below them.

Honestly though... what's wrong with that?

Anyway, have you noticed that Libertarians (much like Conservatives) like to keep their platitudes simple? It's to confuse (and brainwash) the "freedom" loving dulards. Of course allowing great wealth to accumulate in the hands of a few causes "problems".

Problems for those in the lesser classes. But, again, what's wrong with that?

Lying Lester would not shed one tear if the poverty rate sharply increased and the working Poors started suiciding in greater numbers. If they don't have what it takes to pull themselves up to at least a lower-middle class level... well, then Lying Lester thinks that is EXACTLY what they should do.

It's what Ayn Rand would have wanted.

Not that being poor is necessarily the fault of anyone who finds himself in that predicament. But Lying Lester simply does not give a shit. Let the Liberals and rEligious Conservatives donate money to charity to take care of these people.

Frankly it is not Lying Lester's problem or concern. He's got his and that is all that really matters. It's called Rational Self Interest, folks.

Post Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-094.

Welcome To The New & Improved Lying Lester Blog

Or it may not be "improved"... only time will tell. Surely it will be hard to top the outstanding job my predecessor, Lester Nation did.

I will surely try, however. In any case, I, Lyle Lester, this blog's new proprietor, welcome you to "my" blog. Mine, in that it now belongs to me. Not "mine", in that I started it or posted that many commentaries.

I am, truth be told, new to blogging. I am not, however, new to fanatically worshipping the great philosopher Ayn Rand. I have been doing that for many years. That is, actually, how I meet this blog's former owner, the esteemed Mr. Nation. It was at one of the legendary Ayn Rand conventions, the latest of which just recently wrapped up.

That is where I reconnected with my old friend. It was a hot July 3rd in Los Vegas where I bumped into Mr. Nation. "Where have you been all these years?" my old friend asked. "I, unfortunately, have not been attending the conferences regularly", I responded.

As to why, that is a personal matter that I may go into with a future commentary. Suffice to say it had been awhile since I had attended a conference. Anyway, our lengthy discussion eventually turned to Lester's problems regarding this blog.

"I am not sure why, exactly", Lester said, "but there are a number of other bloggers that take offense at my blog Lying Lester's Irrational Nation". Then he explained to me that the opinions of some of these other bloggers mattered to him, which was why he was looking for someone to take over the aforementioned blog.

Now, I cannot say I understand why the opinions of some Liberal blogger calling himself "Octopus" matter so much to my old buddy... Lester did stress the fact that he will continue to blog over on rAtional nAtion uSA, his other (first/older) blog... so maybe he has his hands full and overextended himself with a second sight?

I don't know, but perhaps Mr. Nation will stop by and post a comment explaining why, exactly, he decided he could not continue blogging here? I mean, I *did* read the past commentaries here concerning this "Octopus" and his STRONG disapproval of this blog, but yet...

Anyway, I suppose none of that matters any longer, seeing as this sight is now under new management. Lester Nation is no longer the owner of this blog. I, Lyle Lester, am now the one in charge. The similarity between our names, by the way, is purely coincidental.

What is not a coincident, however, is that we both go by the nickname/alias "Lying Lester". It isn't a coincident because nobody ever called me that. I did, however, decide to adopt the "Lying Lester" alias/persona when I took over this blog.

I mention this just so nobody is confused when I refer to myself as "Lying Lester". For the purposes of writing on this blog *I* am now "Lying Lester". Lester Nation USED to be "Lying Lester". Got it?

As for what I'll be lying about... it will actually be very little. As established by the former proprietor, this blog will be one where I tell the truth about Objectivism and Libertarianism, which is that it is an ideology that was/is designed to help achieve the worthy goal of concentrating wealth at the top.

The LYING comes into play when us Objectivist Libertarians go out into the world and try to sell our ideology to the ignorant masses. Most people simply do not get it, or agree that worshipping wealth is a positive.

This is why us Libertarians (those of us not dumb enough to actually believe the BS about bowing to the wealthy helping everybody) must lie to the public in order to get them to accept our policies (in so much as they do).

That is why my friend Lester Nation does on his blog rAtional nAtion uSA, and that is why he called himself "Lying Lester". Because he lied (and continues to lie) to his RNUSA readers.

Me, SURE, I've lied to people in regards to Libertarianism... and my (last) name IS Lester. So, me calling myself "Lying Lester" works. Although on this blog I'll be (largely) telling the truth. Why? As the former proprietor explained to me, it's an experiment to see how many people out there realize what the TRUTH is, and how many are on board with Libertarianism for the RIGHT reasons.

The RIGHT reasons being that we genuinely believe that the path we're traveling down to Oligarchy will result in the right people having all the power and most of the money. In the end, when American throws off the yoke of Democracy, that is.

Then the wealthy will rule, and will rule outright. They won't have to bribe the politicians to do their bidding because government will be small and ineffectual. Ineffectual when it comes to representing "the people" (i.e. the rAbble).

When that glorious day comes "the pEople" will no longer have ANY representation... because THE PEOPLE (the rich/important ones) will be running the show. And that, my fRiends, is a day that Lying Lester (and, in using that ID, I refer to myself/Lyle Lester) looks forward to with great anticipation.

THAT is the glorious day when the Atlases will *indeed* shrug.

Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-093.

Welcome To Lying Lester's Irrational Nation: Now Under New Management

Greetings parasites (as most of you most assuredly are), my name is Lyle Lester, the new proprietor of this blog. As with the former proprietor, you can also call me Lying Lester. Lester Nation, the former proprietor gave me his blessing to take over both this blog and his "Lying Lester" persona when he turned this sight over to me.

If you like reading the idiotic and hypocritical ramblings of a devoted Ayn Rand worshiper, this is STILL the blog for you. In that respect nothing has changed. I, exactly like this blog's former proprietor, am a fanatical devotee of the Great philosopher Ayn Rand. I also happen to agree with the former proprietor's desire to see Libertarian Gary Johnson elected POTUS, although I might just vote for Lester Nation if Gary declines to run a third time.

Speaking of Gary Johnson, some people say I resemble him. Now, while that would be a great compliment (due to the fact that Gary Johnson is a very attractive man), I frankly do not see it. I did, however, work as a Gary Johnson impersonator at the last Ayn Rand convention. The event planners tried to get the real Gary, but he unfortunately could not attend.

In any case, as with the last proprietor, I also suspect that many of you who stumble upon this blog are worthless Takers, and may be offended by the stark truths I plan on continuing to reveal here. The other Lester said that was of no consequence to him, and I must agree. It is of no consequence to me either, given the fact that you are nought but lice in the eyes of the great philosopher.

Don't like it? Then you can get lost. If, however, you are an enlightened individual who recognizes that greed and rational self interest are indeed virtues, then I suggest you stick around, as the new proprietor of this blog is another deluded fool who believes just that.

OK, so that about does it for this reintroductory post, the first one under the management of me, Lyle Lester. For the record I should note that this is still not a parody blog. Like Mr. Nation before me, however, it is possible that I might be lying about that. You'll have to use your best judgement and decide for yourself.

For now... toodles.

Byline: This welcome to the new LLIN was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-092.

Lester Nation's Last Post On LLIN As "Lying Lester"

It is with some sadness in my heart that I announce that this will be my last post on Lying Lester's Irrational Nation. The reason? I have found someone to take over this blog... another superior individual such as myself who is fanatical in his support and admiration of Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson.

Who is this person, you might ask? Well, look to the new header, sidebar pic, and profile image. These are photos (edited by me) of my good friend Lyle Lester. Some coincidence, huh? His last name is the same as my first name!

This is a friend I lost touch with long ago. Fact is, I hadn't heard from my good buddy Lyle in almost 20 years. Long story short, we recently reconnected when I ran into him at the yearly Ayn Rand convention.

We got to talking, and well, the idea of taking over this blog really appealed to Ol' Lyle. So I, Lester Nation, went to work modifying the banner and other images to get things ready for my friend.

That is why this is my last post. As soon as it is finished (and I click on "publish") I plan on turning over everything to my good buddy Lyle... an individual who I know I can trust. This means that he'll be posting using the "Lying Lester" Blogger ID I created. He said he liked the ID so he would keep it as is (with the exception of changing the image).

So, even though "Lying Lester" will continue to blog and comment here... it won't be me, it will be my friend Lyle using the "Lying Lester" ID. (My friend is new to Blogger and did not already have an account/ID).

By the way, do you think my friend looks a little like 2008 Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson? I've heard some people say he does (look like Gary Johnson). Myself, I don't see much more than a passing resemblance.

Anyway, I'd like to take the opportunity to say goodbye to all my loyal readers... as well as encourage them to stick around. Lyle is an as good, if not better writer than myself... and trust me, that is HIGH praise!

Also, I may stop in and comment from time to time, although it will be under my rAtional nAtion uSA Blogger ID, given the fact that it is the only blogger ID I have left (excluding the sock puppets I am not acknowledging).

You can, of course, still find me blogging over on rAtional nAtion uSA, where I've decided to go back to telling jokes and being dishonest full time. Enough of the truth-telling (here, on this blog).

In all honesty I found it refreshing (telling the truth), but it (sadly) rankled the feathers of some of my other friends (the blogger Octopus, specifically). So, now that I'm quitting LLIN, perhaps that will make Octopus happy?

There was another guy who also did not like my truth-telling on this blog, so he should also be pleased that I will not be doing so any longer. But, not to worry, LLIN will go on without me, and possibly be even better than before!

Yeah, I know that's unlikely given that Lester Nation is a pretty spectacular individual... smarter, stronger, more nimble, and more manly than the average person... but I've been over that before. (It's nothing new, in other words. Everyone already knows it is the truth).

Thing is, if anyone comes close it is my buddy Lyle. And that is absolutely not an insult (to say he comes CLOSE). In fact it is the HIGHEST of praises to say that anyone comes close to measuring up to Lester Nation!

In any case, I think it is time to wrap this up. My parting thoughts are... stick around - you won't regret it. Also, visit my humor blog, RNUSA, if you are desirous of a belly-splitting laugh.

And that is all for me. Never again will I post another commentary or comment using the "Lying Lester" ID. It is back to being Lester Nation, although that SURELY is more than enough... toodles.

Byline: This sad goodbye was written by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-091.

Gary Johnson & Ayn Rand

'nuff said.

Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-090.