Tuesday, June 16, 2015

On Rachel Maddow & Republicans And On Sean Hannity & Democrats

A Republican could find the cure for AIDS and take in every stray puppy from Puerto Toro to the Bay of Fundy and Ms. Maddow would still find fault with the person due to the high cost of said Republican's AIDS cure and their making of the puppies into dogfood... which the Republican would absolutely do because Conservatives are all evil.

A Democrat could find the cure for AIDS and take in every stray puppy from Puerto Toro to the Bay of Fundy and Mr. Hannity would still find fault with the person due to the Democrat giving away the AIDS cure for free (thus saving the lives of many undesirable people... mostly gays and straights with lose morals) along with a gratis puppy! Which would sicken Mr. Hannity because he's one of those evil Conservatives.

Or this would be the spin of wd, due to the partisan viewing politics as a 1970s wresting match with Dems as the good guys and Repubs as the bad guys!

Byline: This both-sides-are-equally-bad commentary was authored by the awesome small "L" libertarian Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-164.

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