Willis Hart's LLIN: On The Alarming Fact That The Population Of The World Is Only 7 Million Due To Shark Attacks!

Friday, February 26, 2016

On The Alarming Fact That The Population Of The World Is Only 7 Million Due To Shark Attacks!

According to Jeffrey Masson (a nutritionist and dude who looks into stuff), only about 100 folks were killed by sharks in 2016. In a world with 7,000,000 people that makes the odds about as close to zilch as you can get. Of course the much more alarming stat is the fact that our population used to be 7,400,000,000! Which means that 7,393,000,000 people were killed/eaten by sharks in 2015!

Yeah, I'd call this a new holocaust and quite possibly the end of the human race! Sure, we kill about 100,000,000 sharks every year (and for the most part gruesomely; cutting off the fin and having them bleed to death). But the sharks are clearly winning the shark/human war. Which leaves me to ponder who the real beasts are? Obviously the answer is sharks. And ONLY 100 million? I think we humans need to step it up and totally exterminate these fuckers before they exterminate us!

Byline: This commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of unfacts. LLIN-203.

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TOMFebruary 26, 2016 at 3:55 PM
You are so cleaver HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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LLIN Proprietor: Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart

Hello, my name is Willis Hart, the new proprietor of "Lying Lester's Irrational Nation", which will henceforth be known as "Willis Hart's LLIN". Lying Lester is no longer associated with this blog (see this post for the reason why).

FYI, in regards to my Blogger ID, "I Love Strawmen", I chose it because of my intense love affair with the informal fallacy, and not due to love for actual men made of straw.

Not real men because I am not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). Although, I do also love our wealthy overlords, many of whom are male... but my love for the oligarchs is strictly platonic.

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The absolute truth is that it is my other blog rAtional nAtion uSA, that is a spoof... or, humor blog, if you will. A real man can laugh at himself as well those he has duped into thinking he truly is "rAtional".

With that in mind, I encourage you to visit RNUSA - while keeping in mind not to take anything I say there seriously. It is all meant to be quite humorous and (hopefully) produce a belly splitting laugh or two.

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