White Power!

Did you know that it's a fact that former colonies such as Hong Kong, Singapore, South Korea, and Taiwan are doing phenomenally well while countries Such as Afghanistan, Liberia, Tibet, and Nepal which were never colonized are still performing poorly?

The fact of the matter is that those areas of Asia and Africa that had the most European contact are doing the best and those that aren't are doing poorly because of corruption, repression, and socialism. Obviously the reason for this is that White people are superior. When the colonizers went in they laid the groundwork for success that even incompetent minorities can't fuck with. Period, end of report.

Byline: This superior (because it was written by a White guy) commentary was authored by Willis "I Love Strawmen" Hart. Purveyor of telling it like it is. LLIN-189.