Why Lying Lester is FAR Superior to You

Lying Lester is superior to the rAbble because he is an Objectivist. Objectivism is a Religion based on the writings of the great Ayn Rand and further developed by her designated intellectual heir, philosopher Leonard Peikoff.

Because Objectivists such as myself examine the world with complete objectivity, we are never wrong. And obviously someone who is never wrong is far superior to those who's decision making processes are based on irrational emotions.

This is why YOU - if you are not a worshipper in the church of Objectivism - are INFERIOR to Lying Lester. Now, I'm sure that if you are not an Objectivist, you just took offense to that correct assertion. And your emotions are probably all riled up.

But that is the problem, you see (or you don't see, which is most likely the case). Lying Lester, while he was born a normal human male, has learned to set his emotions aside and decide things using pure objectivity only. Or perhaps I was not born a normal human male, as most human males - nay, most people operate on a largely emotional level.

But, it seems people like Lying Lester have evolved to a point where we realize that objectivity is the ONLY way to arrive at rational decisions. Maybe it is something in our DNA that makes us realize this when most do not?

Not being a brain scientist, I cannot say. But I do know that objectivity (and being an Objectivist) are sure signs of being superior.

And I, as an Objectivist, realize that Lying Lester is the most important person in the world. And I realize that I need to look out for numero uno at all times. If something does not benefit me personally, then I am against it. And as long as I've got mine, then I surely do not give a shit about anyone else.

The emotion-based inferiors say this is "selfishness" and that selfishness is "bad". Ayn Rand realized that selfishness is GOOD. Indeed, she declared it (rightly) to be a virtue and labeled it "rational self interest".

So, if some Poors starve to death (or simply live miserable lives) due to the rich folks grabbing more wealth (and resources) then they need? Well, Lying Lester says that is A-OK with him. It's the natural order of things, in fact.

Those of us who are superior tend to be able to do a better job of accumulating wealth than those who are inferior. In fact, I'd argue that a person being wealthy is one of the ways in which we are able to identify those who are superior.

And, instead of taxing and redistributing their wealth in the name of "fairness", Lying Lester strongly believes (nay, he KNOWS) that it is better for a poor person to die (or MANY poor people to die) than to allow this kind of theft to occur!

There is always charity. If a superior rich person feels the eMotion of cOmpassion, let that rich person VOLUNTARILY donate some of their wealth to a charity that will see to it that less Poors die.

Although I personally see this as a weakness. And quite foolish as well, as extermination would be a better course of action for these Takers. But if any rich person wants to exhibit this weakness that is fine by Lying Lester, as I support freedom (for a rich person) to do with their wealth as they see fit, even if they choose (wrongly) to encourage parasitic behavior.

But it is another thing entirely for the gOvernment to STEAL from those who are superior to give to the inferior Takers. That, I am 100 percent opposed to. Although YOU, if you are not an Objectivist (but instead an emotion-based inferior), probably disagree.

But this is just another example of how I, Lying Lester, am superior to you. Disagree if you wish (and I'm sure you do), but that does not change the FACT that I'm better than you.

Byline: This superior commentary was authored by the Objectivism adherant and superior human Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of Untruth. LLIN-128.

Lying Lester's Rational Hatred For The Invading Illegals

What is Lying Lester's opinion in regards to the crisis at the border? I am positive that Lying Lester's fans are dying to know. Truth be told, Lying Lester has no hate in his hart at all for Brown people. Because I am not a racist or bigot in any way, shape or form.

With one exception. That exception would be in regards to justified "bigotry". Lying Lester LOATHES lAzy Poors that want to go on the dole and steal from hard working Americans such as himself.

Worse are lAzy Poors who aren't even American citizens. Many illegals work hard, although that does not mean Lying Lester admires those illegals. NO. They are lawbreakers who illegally entered/invaded our country and Lying Lester thinks SAYS they should all be deported.

But in this instance we are talking about illegal kids. Or illegal teens who are affiliated with gangs. The illegal children were sent by lazy Brown parents who wanted Nanny Obama to care for them. The illegal teens want to invade our country and, while at the same time line up for the free goodies nanny Obama is handing out, commit crimes and gang violence.

Lying Lester thinks these illegal kid and teen invaders should be sent home ASAP. Nanny Obama wants billions of dollars to hand out to prove we're good people. But Lying Lester is NOT a good person. Lying Lester is a RATIONAL person, and Lying Lester realizes that we can't afford to take in the world's moochers. We have enough moochers of our own!

Lazy Poors who want to mooch and invading illegals who want to mooch and commit crimes; Lying Lester hates them all - and is completely justified in his hate. Because Lying Lester is a hard working American whose ancestors emigrated to this nation LEGALLY - and Lying Lester does not want his tax money to be handed out like candy by Nanny Obama.

Is that unreasonable? Lying Lester KNOWS that it is not. What is unreasonable are the lEftist lIberals who act on eMotion and delusions of superiority - and use their pretzel logic to justify their socialist agenda. A sOcialist agenda that involves stealing from their betters AND borrowing us into bankruptcy.

These people - the lEftist lIberals and mooching invader kids - are both examples of the lice and parasites detested by Ayn Rand. And like Ayn Rand, Lying Lester detests these parasites.

Here is an idea... how about we give them one chance. The first time they are caught we brand them with a large "I" on the forehead and ship them back. The next time we catch them they're executed.

Sound harsh? Perhaps, but I doubt many will be killed. The word will quickly spread that we're not taking in the moochers any longer (we're killing them). Then they'll stop coming.

That, or we could just ignore the problem while pretending we care about it (bloviate a bunch about "illegals" and "securing the border"). That way we get to have our cake and eat it too.

The cake being Brown people who will work for low wages (and, in doing so, drive down wages for American working Poors); and the "eating it too" being whipping up rEpublicans to get out and vote by pandering to their xenophobia.

Sound good? I think so. Except in regards to the invading kids. If they're too young to work for low wages then what good are they? They should most assuredly be sent back. Now, the lIberals call those of us who do not care if they are rapped or murdered "hartless"... and they're right!

But, in regards to that, Lying Lester simply does not care. He does not care what you think about him, nor does he give a shit what happens to any of these kids. Does he want them to be murdered or raped? Of course not. But is he willing to do diddly to prevent it? Hell no!

Why not? Because I don't want to pay for it. In any case, if these kids are raped or murdered after we send them back - Lying Lester will never know. What is out of site is out of mind. As it should be.

And, anything that will help our wealthy overlords to have more of the money and everyone else (the undeserving rAbble) to have less of it... Well, anything that furthers that goal is a GOOD thing in Lying Lester's opinion.

And I am positive that Ayn Rand would agree.

Post Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-095.

Gary Johnson: Libertarian Simpleton

Gary Johnson: "If you empower people to be the best that they can possibly be, then get out of the way, because great things are going to happen".

Lying Lester believes in this with all his heart. Of course some of those people (the ones who do great things) will use the power that comes with wealth to take advantage of those below them.

Honestly though... what's wrong with that?

Anyway, have you noticed that Libertarians (much like Conservatives) like to keep their platitudes simple? It's to confuse (and brainwash) the "freedom" loving dulards. Of course allowing great wealth to accumulate in the hands of a few causes "problems".

Problems for those in the lesser classes. But, again, what's wrong with that?

Lying Lester would not shed one tear if the poverty rate sharply increased and the working Poors started suiciding in greater numbers. If they don't have what it takes to pull themselves up to at least a lower-middle class level... well, then Lying Lester thinks that is EXACTLY what they should do.

It's what Ayn Rand would have wanted.

Not that being poor is necessarily the fault of anyone who finds himself in that predicament. But Lying Lester simply does not give a shit. Let the Liberals and rEligious Conservatives donate money to charity to take care of these people.

Frankly it is not Lying Lester's problem or concern. He's got his and that is all that really matters. It's called Rational Self Interest, folks.

Post Author: Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-094.

Welcome To Lying Lester's Irrational Nation: Now Under New Management

Greetings parasites (as most of you most assuredly are), my name is Lyle Lester, the new proprietor of this blog. As with the former proprietor, you can also call me Lying Lester. Lester Nation, the former proprietor gave me his blessing to take over both this blog and his "Lying Lester" persona when he turned this sight over to me.

If you like reading the idiotic and hypocritical ramblings of a devoted Ayn Rand worshiper, this is STILL the blog for you. In that respect nothing has changed. I, exactly like this blog's former proprietor, am a fanatical devotee of the Great philosopher Ayn Rand. I also happen to agree with the former proprietor's desire to see Libertarian Gary Johnson elected POTUS, although I might just vote for Lester Nation if Gary declines to run a third time.

Speaking of Gary Johnson, some people say I resemble him. Now, while that would be a great compliment (due to the fact that Gary Johnson is a very attractive man), I frankly do not see it. I did, however, work as a Gary Johnson impersonator at the last Ayn Rand convention. The event planners tried to get the real Gary, but he unfortunately could not attend.

In any case, as with the last proprietor, I also suspect that many of you who stumble upon this blog are worthless Takers, and may be offended by the stark truths I plan on continuing to reveal here. The other Lester said that was of no consequence to him, and I must agree. It is of no consequence to me either, given the fact that you are nought but lice in the eyes of the great philosopher.

Don't like it? Then you can get lost. If, however, you are an enlightened individual who recognizes that greed and rational self interest are indeed virtues, then I suggest you stick around, as the new proprietor of this blog is another deluded fool who believes just that.

OK, so that about does it for this reintroductory post, the first one under the management of me, Lyle Lester. For the record I should note that this is still not a parody blog. Like Mr. Nation before me, however, it is possible that I might be lying about that. You'll have to use your best judgement and decide for yourself.

For now... toodles.

Byline: This welcome to the new LLIN was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lyle Lester). Purveyor of purveying. LLIN-092.

Welcome to Lying Lester's Irrational Nation

Greetings parasites (as most of you most assuredly are), my name is Lester Nation, but you can call me Lying Lester. If you like reading the idiotic and hypocritical ramblings of a devoted Ayn Rand worshiper, this is the blog for you.

Undoubtedly most of you who stumble upon this blog are worthless Takers, and may be offended by the stark truths I plan to reveal here. That is of no consequence to me, as you are nought but lice in the eyes of the great philosopher. So you can move on.

If, however, you are an enlightened individual who recognizes that greed and rational self interest are indeed virtues, then I suggest you stick around, as the proprietor of this blog is a deluded fool who believes just that.

OK, so that about does it for this introductory posting, although, for the record I should note that this is NOT a parody blog. It is possible, however, that I might be lying about that. You'll have to use your best judgement and decide for yourself.

For now... toodles.

Byline: This 1st LLIN commentary was authored by Lord Lying Lester: Man of Reason (AKA Lester Nation). Purveyor of Untruth. LLIN-001.